Ok, i haven’t really made an “about me” post, so I’m making it here. and now.
me: "finally i got an actual decent desk chair, now i can sit properly and not fuck up my back from sitting in a bad chair!"
me two minutes later in my new chair:
I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.
“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”
😭😭😭
“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”
MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.
the audacity of a blog with 10 followers thinking they can kung pow penis
U
Starting twin peaks
It's scaring my cat
NO
omg the person above is the one who said horses should go extinct bc they’re useless in modern society and accused a blogger who posts about horse breeding, showing, and history of being a horse phrenologist
….I reversed the animation.. I think it looks much better this way… o////o
thank you
new thing i learned just now: in like 400 AD there was a monk named simeon stylites who used to live in a one room cell with a window but too many people kept bugging him for religious advice, so he climbed to the top of a pillar and shackled himself to it until he died 37 years later.
this became a cool new trend to the point where there were enough pillar monks of varying viewpoints that they would scream at each other all day
neil-gaiman